I needed to know that sober people (or at least drunk people elsewhere) agreed with me and approved my status and behaviour. One drunken statement by one drunken person was not enough. I dance the Gangnam Style every single fuckin time they play it. Those status updates you can't tell whether the person actually posted it or someone stole their phone with the only aim of embarrassing them on every single social network.
So I jumped on facebook and had one of those drunken status updates you regret in the morning. But because I am pretty awesome, even when I'm drunk, I thought it was the latter. I can't tell whether they were frowning at my drunken state or just sick of the bloody song that has now been overplayed everywhere for too long. A few less drunk (less fun) people were frowning at me. I could feel the disaproving looks coming from the backyard. I know I must've looked awful, my burgundy chinos were a bit too tight to jump in a horseish way and I was spilling my drink everywhere. It was that point in the night when the Gangnam Style song comes on, and of course, I ran all the way from the backyard to the 'dance floor' in the living room and started doing some weird movements that were meant to resemble the original dance. Considerably more drunk than the rest fo the party.
